Despues de unas cuantas bebidas le dice el mexicano al japones,

"hey, why don't you get out of here, this is my bar."

Y el japones le responde, "no, why don't you get out of here, this is 'my' bar."

El mexicano le responde, "if you don't get out of here I'm going to use Mexican judo on you."

Y el japones le dice, "yeah, well if you don't get out of here I'm gonna use Japanese judo on you."

Piensa el japones y le pregunta, "Wait a minute, what the hell is Mexican judo?"

Y el mexicano le responde, "judonno if I have a gun, judonno if I have a knife....":)